Woman Sneaks Gun Into Prison In Vagina!

There are some days where you open up the newspaper, read the headline, and want to go back to bed because you just aren’t ready for the day you’re going to have. There are some stories out there that make you lose a little bit of faith in humanity, and you find yourself wondering what on earth was going on. Today is one of those days.
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Writing here on the Escort Wales blogs means I get to read some of the more unusual things that happen in the world, but I did not think I’d be spending some of my day writing about a woman who snuck a gun into prison in her vagina. Yes, you did read that correctly.

Smuggled weapon

A 34 year old woman was arrested back in December following the possession of stolen credit cards. She was then taken to the detention centre in Albuquerque to serve some of her sentence. Another inmate then found a gun lying in a bin, and the prison staff then had to investigate just how the gun got into the jail.

How they got from finding a gun in a bin to thinking it had been smuggled in via vagina I don’t know. Maybe they didn’t do a thorough enough search and it was somewhere else? There are so many other alternatives that I’m not sure how they came to thinking it was a vagina-smuggled-gun.

The culprit did admit that she had the gun on her when arrested, and that she didn’t mention it in case it made things even more difficult for herself. However, she insists that it was kept in the waistband of her trousers and not in her vagina.

Searches

If it were in the waistband of her trousers then I don’t know how it could have been missed. Surely a bulge there would suggest a weapon of some sort, and prisoners are checked before being admitted to prison.

Portrait of shocked pin-up girlIt is a little worrying, but it does seem that is the only place she could have kept it without anyone discovering it. Still… why?! Why of all places would that be the place you stash it? Would you not just get rid of it, instead of putting a deadly weapon somewhere it really should not go?

One of the officers who performed the searches on her said, when questioned if they could have done more to find the weapon, that the staff “can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question. We cannot search a body cavity.”

Honestly, the whole story makes me feel just a little sick, and I still don’t understand what could have possessed someone to put something so dangerous there. What do you think? Will the prison staff not have done a thorough enough search, or is the woman lying about where the gun was kept?

You can share your thoughts on this story, whether you are as horrified as I am or have other ideas about where the gun might have been, by posting a comment below or checking out the Escort Wales forums where other members are discussing this hot topic.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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