Woman Arrested for Masturbating During Fifty Shades!

We all know that women everywhere are in love with Fifty Shades of Grey. Despite it being possibly the most ridiculous representation of BDSM ever, it certainly has become very popular.
Woman at the cinema

The reason for this, in my opinion, is that it give lady’s of all ages an excuse to read erotic literature, without looking ‘unladylike’. Let’s get something straight; the book is possibly the most awfully written garbage in the history of literature. I must be right about the reasons for it’s popularity, as there is certainly no other reason to read it.

Everyone knows, unless they have been on Mars, that now the film has been released. Obviously it has caused something of a kick off, as the relationship looks abusive. We all know that that isn’t what BDSM is really like, but why let that get in the way of a ‘good’ film eh?

Going Too Far

Still, there are plenty of women who are liking it (probably because it is like watching a porn film, but not) However, I was a blown away by how much THIS woman like ’50 Shades’

A woman in Mexico has been arrested after masturbating during a showing of the film.

The incident took place in Sinaloa, and may not really come as much of a surprise to many readers. However, fellow movie goers were certainly not impressed with the woman’s behaviour, and complained to staff. In a strange twist of fate, she was escorted from the premises wearing handcuffs.

You couldn’t make it up!
Police officer arresting a woman with handcuffs

A Change in Attitudes Required

In all seriousness, this does get you wondering what the obsession with the film is? I truly think that it is down to the fact that porn really isn’t seen as a ‘woman’s thing’. It seems perfectly normal for a guy to bang Pornhub on, search for an ‘artist’ like Nikki Benz or Audrey Bitoni, and get down to business. That is why porn is basically designed for guys, and why women stars get paid so much more than the men.

However, women are sexual beings also. They don’t just wait around to get serviced by a male, and need their own outlets. Hence they read and watch films like this.

It would be much better if, as a society, women watching porn could become more accepted. The porn industry itself could do this by making more ‘female friendly’ films. Close up shots of a guys cock slamming into a woman really won’t be doing it for the ladies (or many men for that matter)

50 Shades of Grey may well be the most god awful piece of crap ever, but if it opens up a new chapter in the way women and sex are perceived, that can only be a good thing.

Still, going to your local cinema and playing with yourself, is probably taking it way, way too far. At the risk of sounding a little ‘anti-feminist’, one suspects that if a guy went to his local movie house, pulled out his todger and started strumming away, he would be in a lot more trouble than this lady was!

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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