The Strange Porn You Don’t Want To Watch!

It is safe to say that, at some point in our lives, we’ve stumbled across a porn video that we really wish we hadn’t. We might be curious, clicking on the “weird” section of the porn website to see if it does live up to its name, but once we get in there we will be horrified by what we have uncovered.

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Sometimes people will create some “interesting” porn videos simply to get people interested in their channel, but other times people actually go looking for this unusual porn clips. Here on Escort Wales we take a look at the strangest porn searches and videos that we are pretty sure you won’t want to watch unless very drunk.

Porn parodies

There are plenty of porn parodies out there, where porn directors take something totally sweet and innocent and add tits and dicks to it to create something that people, for some reason, do want to watch. These parodies are often just funny, but sometimes they get really disturbing.

A year back, I somehow discovered a Spongebob porn video. This parody was titled “Spongeknob Squarenuts” and the opening song started with “who lives in a vibrator under the sea?” letting everyone know the calibre of film they were watching. It was truly a bizarre thing to see, and ever since I have been unable to look at the character of Spongebob when he appears in a show without feeling a little bit disturbed by the memories.

If that wasn’t disturbing enough, recently Pornhub wrote an article highlight the rise in people searching for My Little Pony porn. Dubbed “my little porny” by the website, they have seen a huge rise in the number of people searching for clop porn, and while there weren’t any pictures of what it might be in the article, the comments underneath left nothing to the imagination. Again, as with Spongebob, I will never be able to look at those toys in the same way ever again.

There are also plenty of porn parodies for the big superhero movies hitting the big screen, the latest being an XXX parody of “Batman vs. Superman”. Fans are keen to watch it because they get to see the heroes and villains they’d love to fuck taking one up the arse, such as Harley Quinn or Catwoman. They do, of course, have their funny moments for us to enjoy, but for the most part people really enjoy them. In fact, there have been a few comments saying that the porn stars get the characters better than the actors on the big screen do! That might be why they are so popular.

Of course, one of the biggest TV shows that is just perfect for parodying is Game of Thrones. To be fair, the show is pretty much porn is it is, with tits, cocks, and hard fucking taking place in every episode and often multiple times. On the internet, people joke that it is hard to wank over Game of Thrones because it will switch to a graphic death scene not long afterwards. Thankfully the internet has you covered, with plenty of parodies such as “Game of Bones”, “Game of Balls”, “Sex of Thrones” and “Winter is Cumming” to keep you satisfied. Want to see Daenerys Targaryen eating a woman out? Well now you can. Thank you, internet.

A whole new take on penetration

DP porn, or double penetration porn, is quite popular with people. They love seeing a hot woman’s holes being filled by different men, and the idea of them stretching her holes to fit a bigger cock in or even cocks is a huge turn on.

You might expect double penetration to be very popular, but it seems that there is something new appearing on porn websites across the internet, and that is quadruple penetration. It is sometimes referred to as quad porn, and if you haven’t got the picture yet you might want to take a moment to think about it.

Basically, a woman sees how many cocks she can take in her pussy and ass. Usually it will be two in each, but from the searches it seems that some guys out there are keen to see a woman filled with four cocks in one hole. That’s right, they are searching for quadruple vaginal penetration. Ouch!

It seems to be pretty hard to find, though, since the main issue with that is space. It’s hard enough to find the right positions for guys to slip two cocks in one hole, never mind trying to get four in one. However, there are still plenty of women in porn videos willing to try, often using dildos to help get that fourth one in.

The undead

Twilight gave us sparkly vampires that shine in the sun, while porn gives up vampires willing to suck our blood and pretty much every other part of our body. The undead are making a rise in porn, with plenty of people wanting to whack off to a horny vampire.

Often in these sexy vids you’ll see a woman with sharp teeth sucking cock, or convincing a poor and innocent woman to eat her pussy. Both lesbians and cock gobbling vampires seem to be popular, and while you might have always wanted to see something like “Muffy the Vampire Layer” (yes, that’s a real title) there are some more disturbing things out there.

Zombies are all over the media right now. Pretty much everywhere you turn you will find a new TV show or movie where you can watch people attempt to escape them, and there are plenty of video games where you become one of the survivors of the zombie apocalypse. Probably what people really weren’t expecting was for some people out there wanting to see zombie fuck porn.

The videos in this category are pretty damn disturbing. One of the screenshots I saw was of a man offering his cock to woman with wounds all over their faces and skin tinged green. I don’t know about you, but that does not turn me on even a little bit. Am I alone in this, or are you just as disturbed as I am?

What is the weirdest porn video you’ve stumbled across or even willingly searched for? Can you beat the bizarre suggestions above, or have we left you curious about the kind of things that would come up on a search for zombie porn? Let us know in the comments below or by visiting the Escort Wales forum.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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