Since Donald Trump became President, things have been pretty damn weird. After the rather amusing meltdown from the Liberals after Hillary got spanked in the Electoral College, reality dawns, and we are left with a future President who seems to think it is more important to have a ruck with Meryl Streep than actually acting like a President. However, things took an even more bizarre turn on Tuesday night when an as of yet unverified report suggested that Trump paid Russian escorts to perform watersports on each other at a hotel in Prague. For those who don’t know, that is when someone urinates on another person. Continue reading Donald Trump in Watersports Shocker
The fight for equality for same sex couples took an interesting turn this week when hundreds of Mormons resigned from the church in protest at a new policy which bars children of same-sex couples getting baptised until they are 18. Continue reading Mormons Resign in Gay Marriage Protest
I’m not sure if this is funny, or the most messed up story I have read in a while. A private investigator who was hired to follow a man’s wife ended up catching her having sex with the PI’s son! Continue reading PI Tracks Guys Wife, Finds Her Nailing His Son
A teen in America may be getting ‘tied up’ in court after being accused of stealing bondage gear. Continue reading Woman Busted For Stealing Bondage Gear
A county clerk in Kentucky, USA, has refused to hand out marriages to gay couples who have got married, less than a day after a court denied her request for a delay in beginning the procedure. Continue reading Country Clerk Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
Unless you have been on planet Mars for the last few months, you will realise that the US Supreme Court made gay marriage legal in every state of America last month. This was a wonderful step in the quest for equality for people of every sexuality. However, it didn’t take a rocket scientist to work out that that legal protection does not equal total acceptance. This is something that has been highlighted by the following story. Continue reading Married Gay Teacher Fired in the U.S
Anyone who has been keeping up with the news will know about the two American prisoners who escaped through a water pipe, in what can only be described as being like something from the Shawshank Redemption. Well, it didn’t end up too well for prisoners Richard Matt and David Sweat, with Matt getting shot dead and Sweat getting arrested. However, the story took an even more shocking twist this week, with prison seamstress Joyce Mitchell, who is accused of helping the escape, giving investigators a sordid tale of sex and drugs. Continue reading Prison Officer Talks of Sex With Escaped Inmates and Murder Plot!
I have to say, I have never really fancied going to prison. It is nothing to do with being away from my family, which would actually be a bit of a relief sometimes. It has more to do with a lack of sex, or should I say, the only sex being had is me with some big black guy called Bubba in the showers when I have dropped the soap. Doesn’t sound like fun to me! However, in America, it seems that there is a a prison employee who can really make sure that the inmates there get ‘hard time’. Continue reading Prison Official Slept With Numerous Inmates!
We’re all been there before. You’ve had a long day at work, it’s raining outside, you’ve been shot and all you want to do is stick your hand down your pants and relax. It’s the basic right of being a guy – to be able to masturbate in any given situation and let the stresses of the world evaporate around you. Continue reading Teen Masturbates After Getting Shot
Imagine it: you’re alone in your hotel room, anxiously awaiting the two scantily clad escort girls that you’ve just called. In your head, one is a bountiful blonde and the other a bosom-ness brunette – a luxurious tag team of svelte forms to create a wild night of threesome-based debauchery. With bated breath you wait, tapping your feet together at the edge of the bed, for the sweet sound of knocking wood to echo through the room. Continue reading Man Books Prostitutes, Daughters Turn Up!