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Rule 34 of the internet tells us that, if it exists, there is porn of it. Still, there are some things that we tend not to think of when we think about porn. Religion and being religious isn’t one of them.
Guys and girls, it is a fact that porn isn’t the most realistic of things to watch on your laptop…well…neither is a science fiction movie. There are certain positions that a pornstar would have been trained to do to avoid any kind of physical injury; you can’t exactly do a standing-up 69 position without training your back, can you?
Everyone has a kind of porn that they like. Most people enjoy watching lesbian porn, seeing the sexy ladies rubbing against each other and kissing their way up and down their bodies. Others prefer to watch something a little kinkier, eager to see the things that go on in sex dungeons. However, which we can accept that everyone has their own tastes when it comes to porn, we still debate whether amateur porn or professional porn is better to watch.
Women watch porn. It isn’t really a secret, but a lot of people seem to believe that women don’t like watching porn. This could be because society seems to dislike the idea of women actually enjoying watching others having sex. Either way, as a woman I can tell you that we definitely do watch porn.
UK porn hit some hard times when the powers that be decided that we weren’t allowed to see certain things in British produced porn. Squirting isn’t allowed, because who wants to see a woman orgasm so hard she actually physically squirts? They also said that things like facesitting, spanking, and even verbal abuse (even the consensual kind) aren’t allowed any more. People thought that this might be the end of the UK porn industry, but all it has done is make the producers create new porn videos in new places… and has created a UK porn capital.
This weekend, actor Terry Crews came forward and talked about his porn addiction, sparking a whole new wave of debate on the subject. He talked about it in his video titled “Dirty Little Secret”, explaining that he had been dealing with a porn addiction for years.
Do any of you guys remember your sex education classes? I remember mine and they were shit. Porn was better. I had my first sex education classes when I was 11, where the teachers divided the boys and the girls up and showed us a bunch of videos that depicted what a pussy and a cock looks like. After a couple of videos about the lady’s ‘usual thing’ and the guy’s ‘usual thing’ too, then came the big video about intercourse that made my entire circle of friends giggle at the back of the classroom.
We are all big fans of porn. There is no hiding that. We love watching it, masturbating over it, watching some more… if we have a spare ten minutes in our day, you’ll probably catch us watching some porn. We know that in England, people love watching porn, and recently people have been talking about the porn England loves the most.
We hardly need an excuse to watch porn, but if someone hands one to us on a silver platter, who are we to argue? Thanks to Pornhub, we can often say that we are watching porn purely to do our part for the world. We’re trying to save it in our own way, and if that is by masturbating to lesbians rolling around on a bed together, we are willing to do it. That’s just the kind of caring, generous people that we are, sacrificing our time for the greater good.