JAPAN

Too often man has sullied nature with his penis. There’s barely a park these days that hasn’t had a secretive blowjob or two occurred in it, leaving some poor unsuspecting planet or tree with a splattering of a clouded substance. Even for youngsters, the first condom they see is rarely within a sexual education class, but a used, wrinkled looking balloon lying discarded on the pavement.

Have you ever been pouring a drink and found yourself thinking “I wish this was coming from the nipple of a sex doll?” No? Well, you definitely aren’t alone there! Yet it seems that somewhere in Japan, someone did have that thought and now you can get the latest must-have party accessory: a sex doll drinking fountain.

Here is a question for the guys out there. Have you ever wanted to become a porn star? Well if the answer is yes, it seems the best place to go is Japan, as male porn stars are very much in demand.

Two guys in Kyoto, Japan have been arrested for creating shoes which look up unsuspecting ladies pants.

Love is a very powerful thing. Whether it is a mother to a child, a husband to wife or a girlfriend to a boyfriend, it is maybe the most priceless thing in the world. But have you ever heard of love from a penguin to a keeper? Me neither!