‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ Confesses!

A man who propositioned women in Philadelphia to masturbate him with a piece of Swiss cheese has admitted charges of indecent exposure and harassment.

Christopher Pagano pleaded guilty on Thursday, in a case that has brought a lot of amusement worldwide. In addition to eight months of probation, he also must undergo sex offender counselling.

The 42-year-old Norristown man was arrested in January after three women reported that a man had driven up to them and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and jerk him off. A fourth victim later came forward telling the same story.

The Story Goes Viral

Before the guy was caught, the story went viral. A picture of him holding a piece of cheese above his genitals even appeared online.

Picture of man with Swiss cheese over his willy

Needless to say, he gained his own nickname. ‘The Swiss Cheese Pervert’ became one of the most talked about individuals on the net.

A Better Way

We have lots of guys in Wales who have sexual fetishes that some may find strange. The best way to ‘scratch that itch’ is to give one of the Newport escorts a call. They will be able to tell you whether or not they can perform the service you require.

What you shouldn’t be doing is rolling around the streets asking random women put cheese on your knob. It seems simple enough!

I wonder if we will ever hear anything else of the ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’? For every woman in Philadelphia (isn’t that a kind of cheese?) I hope not.

Though I will admit that he has given me a bit of a chuckle!

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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