How To Spot Fake Boobs

We’re obsessed with boobs. We love to fondle them, stare at them, grope them some more, talk about them, and give them a good old squeeze. There is no bigger turn on than seeing a pair of tits slip out of a bra.
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Here on Escort Norway, we could be guilty of not giving boobs enough attention. The last time we talked about them, we were discussing whether fake or real boobs were better.

Now, it is the turn of boobs again. This time, we take a look at fake boobs and just how you can spot them.

Position

The position of their boobs can tell you a lot. You might think you have found the perfect natural pair in all of the land, but they could actually be fakes. There are two ways that the position of boobs can tell you which pair is fake and which pair is real: closeness and height.

Typically, there is a gap between nature boobs. This gap is usually around 2 or 3 inches, which is perfect for those looking to put their head between two perfect tits and enjoy it. It also makes it easier for you to enjoy a little Russian tit wank, as your partner can better push their boobs together to create great tightness.

However, with many boob jobs, the doctors set them close together, making them look just a little off. If the pair you are looking at are closer to the centre of the chest, they might just be fakes!

Height can also give a lot away. A natural pair of jugs will bounce quite happily around the armpit level of the body, in the perfect position for you to reach around when fucking her from behind to get a nice handful.

Good boob jobs have them at this level too, but if it goes a little wrong they can make the hooters higher than they are supposed to be. It can sometimes be very obvious by just looking at them, which should give you an idea if they are fake or not.

Shape and scarring

This lead us on to another point. Boob jobs, or breast augmentation surgery as they are officially known, are medical procedures. You might think this would go without saying, but a shocking amount of people miss the signs of incisions on the body that let them know the tits they are wanking over are actually fake.

The scars can be in any number of places, and some can be confused with scars from other procedures. If she has a scar near her belly button, it could simply be from an appendectomy.

However, there are some scar positions that rarely come from other surgeries that can tell you a lot. The first are under the boob, where the tit meets the chest. However, to spot those she would have to be topless. There are scars you can spot when she has on a tank or strappy top, and there are under her armpits. They will be about 2 inches long, and if you spot them the chances are they’re fake.

Boobs tend to be a similar shape across the board. They hang down a little and so look can look like teardrops or pears. The reason for this is that natural boobs are fully on the bottom.

With fakes, they tend to have the silicon or saline distributed evenly throughout. This makes them look more like melons, and so have a rounder shape. If they are, they might just be fake.
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Does it matter?

So, now you know what to look out for to spot the fakes from the real… but does it really matter? If you look at a woman’s chest and find yourself turned on while imagining thrusting your dick between them, does it make that much of a difference to your fantasy if they have been enhanced?

I don’t think it does matter. After all, if you still enjoy sex with them and love the way they look, there isn’t an issue… is there?

How do you feel about fake boobs? Are you totally okay with them, or are they a turn off? Let us know here in the comment box below, or check out the Escort Wales forum and share your thoughts there.

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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