Sex Pest Flasher Says He Was ‘Extreme Shopping’

OK, let’s ge something straight…sexual offences are never funny. Men and women who are the victims of them can be left mentally scarred to varying degrees, depending of course on the seriousness of the offence. However, the excuse this fella used when he was accused of flashing left me in hysterics to be fair.

Christopher Glaze, 27 of Sanford, Florida had been reported for flashing at women at a shopping mall. However, instead of admitting it was a fair cop, the guy decided to say he was doing ‘extreme shopping’.

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Allegations of Exposure

Christopher Glaze, 27, was arrested on October 20 after two women alleged that he had exposed himself to each of them.

Glaze allegedly explained that “extreme shopping” was “when you go shopping and you talk to girls and flirt,”

Well, I have flirted with girls in the past, but blow me down; I have never considered getting my todger out to be an acceptable form of flirting. Have I been getting this wrong? Have times changed? Is this guy just a lying pervert? Well I think I know the answer to the last one at least.

Glaze was charged with two counts of indecent exposure of sexual organs.

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Still, this story did get me thinking. Let’s just pretend for one moment that this guy is telling the truth (I know that is a bit of a stretch) We have seen with all the uproar over the hacking of ‘snapchat’ earlier in the month that younger people are not going through the usual ‘chatting up’ procedures that I had to go through as a kid.

Changing Times

I member back in the day I had to have the ‘balls’ to go up and ask a girl to go to the cinema and risk her bombing you off in front of her friends. These days however, kids are more willing to pick up their I-Phone and send an intimate picture of themselves as a way of chatting someone up. A few years ago one girl I had been chatting with sent me a picture of her boobs out of nowhere. I was in total shock (and quite chuffed with myself)

Now I am wondering to myself, am I being a little bit sexist here? A woman sent me a picture of her boobs and I thought it was a great thing. A guy unleashes his tackle and there is a natural presumption that he is a sex pest. Could he possibly have made a really inadvisable attempt at a come on? Is this a case of double standards?

Criminal Record

Well, no matter what the reasons behind his behaviour actually are, it seems pretty obvious that his ‘extreme shopping’ escapades are going to land him with a criminal record and a place on the sex offenders register.

The whole incident may not have been much fun for the women who made the allegations. But I have to say, it has amused me greatly, even if his excuse was a ‘load of balls’.

I had to get that one in!

So do you believe him? Let us know in the Escort Wales forum!

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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