The ‘Selfie Stick’ Vibrator

We all know that sex toys are becoming more advanced as the years go by. As technology improves, everything else seems to follow. However, sometimes things can arguably go a little to far, leaving the majority of us scratching our heads wondering what the hell the the inventors were really thinking.

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A ‘Selfie Stick’

Take the ‘Selfie Stick Vibrator’ for example. This gives users a chance to see what is going on INSIDE the woman whilst engaged in sexual activity. I kid you not!

The real name for this saucy invention is the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator and gives an opportunity to see what is happening when the woman has an orgasm.

The vibrator comes complete with a HD recorder on its tip, and all recordings can be uploaded straight to your PC or mobile phone using FaceTime.

This is available on Lovehoney, who are the nations largest online sex toy firm. Believe it or not, it is actually getting decent reviews.

One reviewer said: “Wow is all I can say. The camera is such good quality and the light around the tip picks up everything – be warned! The toy is so much fun.”

Another reviewer said: “Home-made movies on a new level! It is simple to use and vibrations are good. Uploading the video was easy.”

The vibrator retails at £119.99, and ‘comes’ with six vibration speeds.

Another benefit of the stick is that it apparently helps you to check for abnormalities down below. At the risk of sounding trite, that sounds like it is being marketed as a ‘cervical smear with benefits’.

Is it a Good Idea?

Obviously these reviewers have enjoyed it, but is it really an idea that can take off?

Well, let’s take that argument for ‘self examination’ first. Unless you are a gynaecologist, you won’t know what you are looking for. The only people who should be looking up you for abnormalities are medical professionals. Leave sex toy manufacturers to give you the orgasms, and to Doctors to make sure you have a long life to enjoy them.

As for seeing what is deep inside a woman, who in Christ’s name wants to see that? I will tell you the type of people who want to see right up a lady; they are usually found doing life without parole in an American prison, or awaiting a needle in the arm, followed by a rather long sleep. What the hell can be found up there that is of any interest at all?

Women are beautiful creatures, but the best parts of them are on the outside. Inside, we all look a bit of a mess. Olivia Wilde looks the same as a Jeremy Kyle guest. I really don’t see the attraction.

It has to be said though, that sex is a very individual thing and it takes all sorts. There will be people reading my opinions and thinking ‘what is this clown talking about?’ That is the beauty of sex. You can do whatever you want as long as it is consensual, legal, and you aren’t harming anyone else.

Still, you won’t find this selfie stick vibrator coming anywhere near my bedroom. If my Mrs mentions it, then I will let her know that I am more than happy for her to buy it, but I certainly won’t be watching any of those kind of home movies.

I really can’t get my head round it.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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