Porn Accidentally Shown To Chinese Public!

We understand that people make mistakes at work. It happens… but there is a huge difference between mistakes and fuck-ups that mean you will probably never be able to work again.
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One unfortunate worker in China has found himself making a fuck-up so big that hundreds of members of the public saw it… and promptly complained about it. How, you ask? Read on.

Mudanjiang, China

Mudanjiang is a popular Chinese city, and the roadsides are often full of people talking children to school, walking to work, or simply admiring the city and the things you can find in it.

What those people probably weren’t expecting was a graphic porn film to flash up on a large screen outside. Definitely not the kind of thing you’d expect on your commute into work, but things got a lot worse.

The porno stayed on the screen for a whole ten minutes, despite the fact that many were gathered in the streets with their mobiles phones out either to record the porno or to call the police and have it taken down.

That’s right, for ten minutes a graphic porn film was showing on the streets of China, complete with the moaning, groaning, slurping, and slapping noises that come with sex. We should keep in mind that, in China, it is frowned upon for a man and woman to hold hands in the street… so having porn on the big screen in public? Not good.

What happened?

The screen had been in place for a number of years and yet it rarely seemed used. Many had no idea who it belonged to, so when the porno came up on it, no-one knew who they had to contact. However, two days after the incident police to find the company who owned the screen and began to ask questions about what happened.

It turns out that one of the workers in the company “had decided to entertain himself” by wanting a porn video while he was working… because that won’t be at all distracting to your work, will it?

Anyway, it seems that he wasn’t quite sure how anything worked, and so somehow managed to project what he was watching onto the screen out to the screen in the street.

It might not have been so bad if it had been late at night with no-one else around to see it, but not only was it the middle of the day, there is actually a hospital opposite and so many of those staying in the hospital got to see the money shot. Lovely.

Serious consequences

Since we know how much holding hands is frowned upon in China, it shouldn’t be surprising that the law is coming down hard on the man responsible for this public porn. After all, he managed to broadcast his hot and steamy porno not only to people on the street, but to the hundreds of people innocently sitting in their hospital beds opposite the screen. Free porn is good, but maybe not in those circumstances!

However, back in 1949, when pornography was first established, The People’s Republic of China actually banned it. They didn’t want anyone in the country watching it, and so “anyone who produces, distributes or purchases lewd magazines, books and videos can be penalised”.

As you might have guessed, the man was actually detained by the authorities, although it is unclear as to what will happen to him now. The usual punishment for something like this is a fine and a warning to not do it again.

However, there have been cases in the past that have resulted in a prison sentence. To us that might seem a bit harsh, but honestly for China that is probably seen as a very acceptable punishment. At least the guy will learn to be a bit more careful when he decides to fap to porn in the future!

Watching porn at work!

I’m still not sure why someone would think it is a good idea to watch porn at work. Unless you are paid to watch porn, it is best to avoid it. The last thing you want is to be caught out by the boss and get in trouble for watching porn, right?

We understand why people do. They might suddenly have the urge to watch a big beautiful woman suck on a big dick, or they might hope to see a lesbian threesome, but doing it at work is a bad idea – especially if you use your desk to do it! If you really have the urge to watch porn at work, take your phone to the toilet where it is a little safer… just make sure you turn off the sound!

For most people, watching porn at work isn’t something they do. For a start, many work places will restrict access to websites, so you can’t get on the site to wank off anyway, while others monitor your activity to see that everyone is doing exactly what they should be doing.

I don’t know about you, but when I watch porn I don’t want to be at work with my colleagues nearby. I can’t think of a bigger turn off than someone asking if you can take a call and deal with a customer just as the man slides a dick inside a sexy woman’s wet pussy. It’s easier to be at home, in the comfort of your own bed, where you can touch yourself however you want without being pulled into a disciplinary hearing for your “inappropriate behaviour at work”.

Have you ever been tempted to watch some porn at work, or have you managed to get away with it? Was it as thrilling as you hoped, or were you too worried about getting caught to really enjoy it? You can let us know by writing your thoughts in the comment box below, or you could visit the Escort Wales forum and share your ideas over there.

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Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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