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UK porn hit some hard times when the powers that be decided that we weren’t allowed to see certain things in British produced porn. Squirting isn’t allowed, because who wants to see a woman orgasm so hard she actually physically squirts? They also said that things like facesitting, spanking, and even verbal abuse (even the consensual kind) aren’t allowed any more. People thought that this might be the end of the UK porn industry, but all it has done is make the producers create new porn videos in new places… and has created a UK porn capital.

Dear Diary; we need to talk. He wasn’t doing any drastic movements; he was just slowly forcing me into a corner. My underwear was getting wet again…my underwear is getting wet again…It was just something about his eyes…his lips…his cock…his sex

People have affairs. We’ve come to accept that the urge to cheat is in most of us, and while many like to think they’ll never do it, we aren’t so sure. When a sexy person comes your way it is hard to resist, and it seems that pretty much everyone struggles with that desire to explore sex with someone new.

On 2nd March 2016, the social media networks in England have been filled with the news about Adam Johnson, a former player for the Sunderland AFC, being found guilty on one account of sexual activity with a 15 year-old girl. ‘Judge Jonathan Rose at Bradford Crown Court has warned Adam Johnson that it would be very likely for him to face jail time, as well as saying that the player should ‘say goodbye to his daughter.

There seem to be classes on just about anything nowadays. If you want to learn more about it, you can take part in a class with expert instructors to guide you through it. Want to know how Vikings had fun? Perhaps you want to get a degree in surfing? You can do both of these things, but the latest that we just can’t stop talking about are the orgasmic meditation classes Londoners are currently enjoying.

The Universities of Leeds & Strathclyde have researchers keen to conduct sex work research to find out what internet based sex work is like. They hope that the survey will help to inform policy for the future, and so they are keen to get experienced sex workers involved. Want to know more? Read on.

We are all big fans of porn. There is no hiding that. We love watching it, masturbating over it, watching some more… if we have a spare ten minutes in our day, you’ll probably catch us watching some porn. We know that in England, people love watching porn, and recently people have been talking about the porn England loves the most.

We hardly need an excuse to watch porn, but if someone hands one to us on a silver platter, who are we to argue? Thanks to Pornhub, we can often say that we are watching porn purely to do our part for the world. We’re trying to save it in our own way, and if that is by masturbating to lesbians rolling around on a bed together, we are willing to do it. That’s just the kind of caring, generous people that we are, sacrificing our time for the greater good.

In the run up to Valentine’s Day, there are plenty of different shops and restaurants doing their best to get involved in this romantic holiday. Some restaurants are offering a free bottle of wine with your meal, if you spend so much, and there are even some stores opening later and even on Valentine’s Day especially for those who haven’t yet been out shopping for that perfect gift. Other places, like the At-Bristol Science Centre, are choosing to hold an after hours sex science instead.

Virtual reality porn is getting more and more popular lately, and anyone with a virtual reality headset will be using it to try it out. We’re all a little curious about how realistic and convincing it will be, but many have also been crying out for something to help those far from their partners and dream escorts experience fun with them. That is where Holodexxx steps in, and they have created something that we have only dreamt of for a long time. They have created hologram porn.