Man Who Had Sex With Postbox Found Dead

A man who admitted having sex with a postbox a few weeks ago, has been found dead behind a Chinese restaurant, in what police say is likely a ‘drug related death’.

Red postbox

45 year old Paul Bennett was made to sign the sex offenders register after the incident which took place on Wigan’s Scholes Precinct Shopping Centre.

His body was found behind ‘Shanghai Palace’, in the Poolstock area of Wigan, bringing an end to what seems have been a very troubled life.

Indecent Exposure

Bennett was convicted of indecent exposure last month after a woman spotted him rubbing up and down on the red postbox. Obviously in the throws of passion, he was reported to have shouted ‘wow’.

Well if you are going do something like this, you might as well enjoy it!

Magistrates were told that the incident occurred after he had had an argument with the woman.

Well, that is one way of finishing it off!

Bennett was handed a 12-month community order with an alcohol treatment and supervision requirement, and was made to sign the Sex Offenders Register.

On top of that, he was also ordered to pay £50 compensation to the victim, £150 costs and a £60 victim surcharge.

hard times

Now I am not going to ask where he was sticking his willy. All I will say is that I don’t envy being the postman on the next pick up. I would be putting on gloves before I picked up any of the letters.

Should we be Laughing?

Now the first thing we have to say is RIP to Mr Bennett. Dying of a drug overdose is really no way to end a life. We hope he find peace wherever he is.

That doesn’t stop the whole postbox being really funny. Whenever you hear of someone having sex with an inanimate object in full public view, it makes you smile. It just sounds so ridiculous. It is like you have woken up in a truly bizarre world.

Sadly, at the risk of putting a downer on the story, this guy is the reality of these kind of viral stories. Whenever a guy sticks their wotsit in a postbox, or anything else, isn’t likely to be in their right mind. Whether they are into drugs, drink or are mentally ill, that are not going to be playing with a full deck. And here is the issue.

Is mocking someone in these circumstances OK? Well, probably not. But that won’t stop 99% of people pissing themselves if they were walking through town and saw someone up to this kind of behaviour.

Does that make us assholes? Probably.

In the end, we hope anyone who has these kind of issues gets the help they so need. However, don’t be so surprised if you get roundly mocked for shagging a phonebox.

Sadly, it is human nature!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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