Man Goes Into Hospital To Get Circumcision, Gets Willy Chopped Off Instead!

It would be funny if it wasn’t so bloody tragic. The story of the a man who went in for a routine circumsision, but ended up getting his penis amputated is one that certainly brings tears to the eyes of guys everywhere.

Johnny Lee Banks Jr. of Birmingham , Alabama, and his wife, Zelda Banks, filed a lawsuit and are suing the hospital, doctors and others for medical malpractice.

The lawsuit says Banks went to Princeton Baptist Medical Center last month for a circumcision. The suit claims the man’s penis was gone when he awoke.

Needless to say, the couple are saying that the mistaken amputation has caused the man extreme pain, and that his wife also is suffering. A lack of sex maybe?

Couple looking depressed, looking away from each other

The hospital are claiming that the action ‘lacks merit’, which is lawyer language for saying it is a load of crap. One suspects that there is a little bit more to this story than meets they eye.

A Real Shocker

I have to say, the whole idea of waking up without a penis is pretty grim indeed. I can just imagine the guy waking up and think ‘ooh, I thought it was going to sting more than this’, and then looking down and finding he had no dick.

At least if I had no willy, I could still visit one of the Swansea escorts and go on a dinner date? That would kind of make up for not being able to do anything at the end of the night wouldn’t it?

Well, maybe not. If the story is as it seems, then we wish the guy the best of luck in the future.

He has certainly earned it!

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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