Man With Cucumber Masturbates in Library!

It seems that every day there are more and more sexual deviants getting up to strange, and usually illegal stuff. The Escort Wales blog is happy to to bring you these stories, as they add some brightness into all our days. But to be fair, I have to say, there aren’t too many weirder people than this fellow from Toronto, Canada!

Fredrick Tennyson Davis, 49, is accused of committing “an indecent act” in of all places, a library whilst holding a cucumber in one hand and his own simarlarly shaped object in the other.

Police say the act occurred at Agincourt Library on April 7, but Davis was able to get away. However, on May 31, Davis allegedly returned with another cucumber. However this time someone at the library was quick to call the cops.

One suspects by he didn’t have time to enjoy himself the second time, as he is only being charged with one count of indecency, as well as two counts of failure to comply with probation.

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No Threat

Constable David Hopkinson was asked by a reporter if Davis threatened anyone at the library. Hopkinson replied, “I don’t think he had any free hands to make any threat.”

Hey, here at Escort Wales we really aren’t the kind of people who laugh at those who have different tastes. The Cardiff escorts get up to all manner of things with their clients, a no-one is judged. But come on; a cucumber in one hand and a penis in the other in the local library? What were you thinking man?

I need a lie down!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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