Man Caught having Sex With Porsche (Video)

Here at Escort Wales, we have our fair share of people with ‘exotic tastes’ in sex. You will find people who like anal sex. There are also those who are into bondage, and other kinky shit. However, in all my years working for the company, I am yet to meet, or even hear about someone who likes having sex with cars.

Silver porsche

Now I hear you all saying ‘C’mon Martin, that is hardly much of a surprise, no-one would REALLY think about doing that’. Well, you would be wrong, as this crazy story from Thailand makes very clear.

Vehicle Sex

A guy in that beautiful part of the world, seemingly not taken with the men or women in the area, decided he was going to start screwing a Porsche.

The man was first seen, coyly walking around the vehicle in a garage. One originally suspects that he is just having a look, or at worst, getting ready to cause criminal damage upon it.

Well, the second part is right, kind of. After realising the coast is clear, he proceeds to get it on with both the front end and the back end of the vehicle. He then quickly fled the scene.

I would love to know what is going on someone’s head when they do something like this. Yes, the Porsche is a rather good looking car, but I’m not sure anyone really needs to be having sex with one.

Maybe I am just getting boring in my old age?

A Real Condition

Apparently, this all has a name (and no, it isn’t being called a dirty bastard) People who want to have sex with cars are called are called ‘mechanophiles’. Well there are worse kind of ‘philes’ out there, even if this is a bit strange.

One is left wondering whether the naughty fella was left ‘tyred and exhausted’ after his escapades? Do you see what I did there?

I’m here all night, folks!

This guy however, is nothing compared to an American called Edward Smith. In his lifetime, the 62 year old has has sex with over 1,000 vehicles, including Mustangs and attack helicopters.

That is an episode of ‘Airwolf’ I never want to see!

He said: “Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars.”

I have to say, I am quite easy going when it comes to peoples sexual practices. Still, if I walk out of the Escort Wales offices and find some guy screwing my car, I am likely to run him over. And no, that isn’t a joke, I will end up doing time.

It really is a crazy world, and every day I get closer realising how strange it really is.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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