Jeans Designed By Dangerous Animals

There are some fashion trends going around that I have trouble grasping, and this is definitely one of them. Zoo Jeans are “the only jeans on earth designed by dangerous animals”.


The main question that comes to my mind is why? It seems that the answer is simply “why not?”. Thankfully, they have put together a video about the jeans, but it doesn’t answer any of the questions I have.

How it works

So, they cover toys for the tigers, bears and lions in denim. Then, after the animals have torn, chewed, and ripped the denim enough they use the pieces they can to make a pair of jeans.

The next big thing?

I can understand the novelty behind these jeans, but is this going to be the next big thing? Will we have budget versions that have just been scratched by a house cat or pecked by a bird?

Perhaps one of the escorts in Swansea can explain this new trend to me? They are clearly more fashionable than I am. Am I just out of touch with what fashion is now?

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

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