Guy Has Sex With 700 Cars!

What is it with daytime TV these days? I remember when it was all cooking recipe’s and women’s problems. Well imagine my surprise when I was sat having my breakfast and ‘This Morning’ was going on about a man who had had sex with 700 cars. Let’s just say I nearly choked on my muesli.

Yellow Volkswagen beetle

Edward Smith (63) was telling hosts Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden about his life getting romantic with motor vehicles.

His First Time

His particular style of love life dates back to 1965 when the Washington resident felt like stepping outside one night to make love to his neighbours car.

“I began an interest in the beauty of cars when I was turning just 15 years of age,” revealed Edward, who is from Washington. “It woke something up inside me.”

Well, believe it or not, this kind of sex has a name; Mecanophilia, and apparently there are many people around the world who engage in it.

Smith admits he has also had sex with a plane and a helicopter. And claims that are his motorised friends are far more desirable than any woman.

Well, the hosts asked why on earth he would want to have sex with a car.

“It has to do with the body itself. Iā€™m not really attracted to any sort of, may I say, penetration,” he said.

The front of five cars

“It is hugging and holding the shape of the car close to me and actually talking to it a little bit. And then of course, the rest is just physical satisfaction ā€“ masturbation is, I guess, the word.

“It is done with the car, by the car ā€“ next to it.”

Well that certainly answered one of my questions. I was seriously considering the idea that the guy would be sticking his penis in the car exhaust. I actually hoped that would be the case as I wanted to ask if he was ‘tyred and exhausted’ from the escapades. Actually, I just did…woo hoo!

He says he doesn’t like to get so involved with the motors that he develops ‘mental difficulties’.

“I don’t like to pretend to the point where I forms sociological or mental difficulties, I don’t let it get that heavy,”

“But when I hold them in my arms I do feel an energy that comes from each one of them.

“It kind of depends what mood I’m in. Lately, at my age, the libidinal energies have kind of calmed.”

Well I have to give Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden credit for managing to keep a straight face whilst asking him these questions. I, on the other hand would have been wetting myself.
Even though this was all rather amusing, I have to say, he isn’t harming anybody else. Then again, if I came outside and there was someone having a wank over my car, he may well get punched out.

A jeep

Not Rare

The world is full of people who have sex with inanimate objects so this isn’t half as rare as you would think. What is most rare is the fact he is willing to go on to national television explaining what he gets up to. One suspects that he is likely to be ridiculed from now to eternity.

The way I look at it, when it comes to sex, as long as you are not hurting someone in a non-consensual manner, than that is fine by me.

One question I do have though is this? Does he consider going to a car dealership the equivalent of having an orgy. I can imagine me walking into a building with 50 hot escorts I would likely not be able to walk for a month.

Good luck to the fella anyway. Just make sure he keeps away from my car! His balls would be getting contact he certainly wouldn’t expect.

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