Five Ways to Tell if She Has Fake Boobs

We have all been with, or merely seen in our everyday lives, girls who have had absolutely spectacular breasts. They truly are things of beauty. However, for many of us (including me) that gets our minds ticking over. Are they real or not?

Man measures woman#s boobs before surgery
Plastic surgeon doctor measuring examine woman patient breast, prepare for operation silicon implants

Now to many women out there, this may sound a bit silly. Isn’t it pretty obvious when women have fake tits? Well, with the massive upturn in the quality of breast enhancement, it is actually more difficult than you would think. And let’s face it, guys see boobs less so may not be as bigger experts in them as the female sex are!

This is why your friends here at Escort Wales have put together five ways you can tell if a woman has enhanced knockers or not. We hope this saves you the embarrassment of having to ask ‘are they real?’, and maybe risking sounding a bit of an idiot.

1) They Are Extremely Close Together

Natural breasts have 2-3 inches between them. However, when a woman has surgery, that gap shrinks significantly. So, if you rip her top off and you don’t see the gap, then right there is a give-away.

2) They are Too High Up

Now this is an interesting one. Natural breasts should ride around the height of the armpits. However, some surgeons come in from the armpit, which naturally makes them go higher.

This may not be apparent when a woman has her top on, as padded bra’s naturally lift the boobs. Still, if she is wearing a swimsuit or she is naked, then it will be pretty obvious.

3) The Shape is Different

You will find that normal breasts look like teardrops or pears, whilst enhanced breasts look perfectly round. This is because natural boobs, which are fuller at the bottom, are in stark contrast to fake breasts which are evenly distributed with saline or silicone. This is what give them that round shape.

4) The Scars

Plastic surgeons usually use four access points when they are putting the implants in. The belly button (look for a scar about half an inch up from it, toward the abdomen); the inframammary crease between the breasts and chest (leaving two symmetrical scars at the bottom of the breasts); around the nipples, and the armpits, which leave the most noticeable scars.

The biggest tell-tale sign will be the ones under the armpits. The one around the belly button could be from other invasive surgery, but not even Dr Nick from ‘The Simpsons’ is likely to be using the armpit for any other kind of procedure.

5) You Can Hear Sloshing

Well, maybe not if she is walking down the street, but if you have her top off, you may well hear the solution moving around inside the implant. This will happen when the implant hasn’t been filled up enough and consequently, and air pocket is created. This issue is actually more common than you would think.

You will still meed to listen out for it. But it will be noticeable.

We hope this all came in useful for you. Just make sure you don’t spend all your time looking out for if the woman has had a boob job an forgetting to enjoy why you are there. In the end, you have boobs in front of you! Isn’t that enough?

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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