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			<title>Are you a dog or cat person?</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 11:39:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I love dogs, but I can't stand cats :o 
 
Which do you prefer? 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I love dogs, but I can't stand cats :o<br />
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Which do you prefer?<br />
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			<title>Funny pictures</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 13:40:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Pwned!</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:34:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The term 'pwned' is said to have come from the misspelling of the word 'Owned', used on a level map of World of Warcraft when someone is defeated by another player (apparently). This corrupted spelling is now a term in its own right and brings to us many images of amusement:<br />
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			<title>Food can kill you apparently? !!!</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:09:59 GMT</pubDate>
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Well just  found this article about this restaurant in Vegas serving huge burgers. Burgers with names such as: Triple Bypass Burger   or  The Quadruple Bypass Burger . Wow that sounds huge already. <br />
Well , there are already two customers who collapsed at this place while eating. Either way it is restaurant and something wrong with food or it is amount of fat in that food. <br />
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Restaurant is called &quot; Heart Attack Café&quot; not without reason then LOL  and it is located in Las Vegas downtown. <br />
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You may rethink old saying &quot;Taste Worth Dying for&quot;. <br />
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Menu is well unhealthy.  The Quadruple Bypass Burger features two pounds of meat, processed cheese and 20 bacon slices for an extra £2.35 ($3.69). Other items on the menu include the butterfat milkshakes, ‘flatliner’ chips fried in pure lard, non-filtered cigarettes and ‘Fat Bastard’ brand wine. <br />
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You can literally clog your arteries if that's what make you happy. <br />
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Food photo to follow. <br />
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			<title>Check out my blog!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:23:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<b>Samlad Smith, Escort Advertising Blog:</b> <u><a href="http://thinkingofbecominganescort.blogspot.co.uk/" target="_blank">http://thinkingofbecominganescort.blogspot.co.uk/</a></u></div>

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			<title>Favourite porn star?</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:18:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Who is your favourite star in 'the bizz'?]]></description>
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			<title>Morning erections?</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:32:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I was thinking about why blokes wake up with a bonk-on...  
 
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I know that it is nigh-on impossible for a guy to 'make a pee-pee' when he has an erection, so I thought, &quot;I wonder if we get a morning horn to stop us pissing ourselves?&quot;<br />
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It seems that there is evidence to support this theory. According to Wikipedia:<br />
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			<div class="message">&quot;<b>Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT)</b> is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep or when waking up. All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night. It typically happens during REM sleep.<br />
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The existence and predictability of nocturnal tumescence is used by sexual health practitioners to ascertain whether a given case of erectile dysfunction (E.D.) is psychological or physiological in origin. A patient presenting with E.D. is fitted with an elastic device to wear around his penis during sleep; the device detects changes in girth and relays the information to a computer for later analysis. If nocturnal tumescence is detected, then the E.D. is presumed to be due to a psychosomatic illness such as sexual anxiety; if not, then it is presumed to be due to a physiological cause.[1]<br />
The cause of NPT is not known with certainty. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.<br />
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Evidence supporting the possibility that a full bladder can stimulate an erection has existed for some time and is characterized as a 'reflex erection'. The nerves that control a man’s ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral nerves (S2-S4) of the spinal cord. A full bladder is known to mildly stimulate nerves in the same region. This mild stimulus which during the day is normally suppressed in adult males by competing stimuli and other distractions; during sleep with the absence of such factors could instigate a reflex erection.<br />
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The possibility of a full bladder causing an erection, especially during sleep, is perhaps further supported by the beneficial physiological effect of an erection inhibiting urination, thereby helping to avoid nocturnal enuresis.&quot;</div>
			
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</div>Source <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence" target="_blank"><b><font color="seagreen">here</font></b></a>.<br />
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For those blokes 'accidentally' prodding their missus in the back with their morning pork-swords, you no longer have to blag them by saying, &quot;Of <i>course</i> I was dreaming about you, babe&quot;! Blame Mother Nature.... the dirty bitch ;)</div>

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			<title>The Beauty of the natural look .: doc</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:07:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Rant Thread!</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:54:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[We all have our bad days and sometimes, we can't let it out. How 'bout we let it loose here? Just...]]></description>
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			<title>Career of an Escort</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:49:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>How long is an escorts career and what is it that makes an Escort retire?</description>
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